Interview

1. My uncle once: taught me to sign dirty words to my deaf aunt.

2. Never in my life: have I done a cartwheel.

3. When I was five: I was as tall as most 2nd graders.

4. High school was: full of good memories.

5. I will never forget: Elena jumping full force into the screen door at Cape Olympics.

6. Once I met: Kristi Yamaguchi in Moscow when I was 16.

7. There’s this girl I know: who eats doritos with yogurt.

8. Once, at a bar: a guy I didn’t know wanted a piggy back and ended up tackling me to the floor.

9. By noon, I’m usually: enjoying “quiet time” with the children.

10. Last night: I got cold stone and watched a movie.

11. If only I had: married a man like Bill Gates.

12. Next time I go to church: the nativity set will probably be out on the lawn.

13. What worries me most: is that I will leave a window open and someone will break into my place.

14. When I turn my head left I see: my “home office.”

15. When I turn my head right I see: the porches of the neighboring building.

16. You know I’m lying when… you just know.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the original TGIF line up.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: incredibly boring.

19. By this time next year: I will be closing in on a very scary age.

20. A better name for me would be: one of the various nick-names I already have.

21. I have a hard time understanding: if commercialism and environmentalist can every co-exist.

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be wicked smaaa’t

23. You know I like you if: I make you a mix or a home made birthday card.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my family.

25. Take my advice, never: stick your head into the mouth of an alligator or lick the third rail.

26. My ideal breakfast is: my mommy’s pancakes, especially when she surprises me and makes them blueberry!

27. A song I love but do not have is: I couldn’t do this because each time I thought of a song I wanted to download it, and did.

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: go to the Old Brookville Diner...oh wait.

29. Why won’t people: just cut a rug at a wedding?

30. If you spend a night at my house: you’ll get some good cookin’ and some laughs.

31. I’d stop my wedding for: what kind of question is this??

32. The world could do without: This reality show. Even I can’t watch it.

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: sit in a tub of cockroaches.

34. My favourite blonde is: Pam Anderson. I just like her for some reason.

35. Paper clips are more useful than: chalk in a classroom full of white boards.

36. If I do anything well it’s: inserting sarcastic jokes.

37. And by the way: is how I begin most sentences.