Let's Clear This Up

Last night KB was meeting up with a bunch of work friends at The Last Drop in Brighton. She invited the gang and I to meet up with her.

At the bar was a fellow PC-er: a guy from college that had dated one of our friends. At our 5 year reunion last June, he had said "Hello Chris." to me.

Last night when Chrissy and I were leaving, she was walking behind me. As I walked past said guy, he said "OH hey Chris!" I looked at him, pointed to Chris and said "THAT'S Chris!!"

Enough is enough. I have decided to clear up this whole Chris/Kate being the same person thing. Here is some information about each of us to clear this whole situation up.

Chris is from STATEN Island, NY.
I grew up on LONG Island, NY.

Chris has ONE older sister, who she is TALLER than. She and her sister look a LOT a like.
I have ONE older sister, who I am TALLER than. My sister and I only kinda look alike.
Chrissy use to teach regular ed kindergarten and NOW teaches special ed. kindergarten.
I use to teach special ed. kindergarten and NOW teach regular ed. kindergarten.

Chrissy was the maid of honor in her sister's wedding last year, in MAY.

I was the made of honor in my sister's wedding last year, in JULY.

I just became the god mother to my niece.
She just became the god mother to her cousin.

Chrissy's mom's birthday is August 7th.

My mom's birthday is August 4th.

See the difference, people?? It's really not that hard to tell us apart. Get with it!