Donuts for Everyone

An excerpt from an e-mail from Theresa in regards to bringing food to this weekends Second Annual Cape Olympics:

"no joke, my dad won five free entenmann's items on the radio. first of all, who gives that away? and, more importantly, what kind of person calls in to win free entenmann's? i SWEAR, i am not making this up. "

I think this might be the funniest thing. Ever.