A Day in the Life of a Teacher

My student have made up a tag-like game entitled Alien. It requires me to say things like this on the playground:
Student 1: She's not playing fair
Student 2: Well, I don't want to be the alien.
Me: If they sucked your blood then you have to be the alien.

Yesterday was the 100th day of the school year, a big deal in Kindergarten. In writing we wrote "When I'm 100 I..." The kids wrote about having grey hair and 20 grand kids. One student said:
"I don't want to grow old. I'm going to turn 6, and then just stay 6." I have been having that feeling for years kid, it doesn't work.

Today I was eating some animal crackers at the end of school. My students thought it was hilarious, not that I was eating animal crackers but that I was EATING. They said "Teachers only eat in the teachers lunchroom! Not the classroom!"