Houston, We have a problem

I know 30 is headed my way because...
*I think John Slattery and Anderson Cooper are Hot.

*I look at things at Urban Outfitters and wonder how you're suppose to wear them

*I get really, really annoyed by drunk college students. (there were some drunk kids in my parking lot the other night and I told them it was private property and they had to leave! How old is that?)

*When the doctor asks how many drinks I have per month I have to really recollect the last time I went out, out.

*I can't stand watching The Real World on MTV, and could care less about the VMA's.

*I'm not ID'ed more often than I am.