Crazy

Life has been really crazy this week! Just tons of work things, social things and other types of obligations.

My day started off with the old plumber coming to fix my water fountain. I'm not being mean, he's ancient. But he always comes with a joke.

Plumber: Before I leave, let me start your day with a joke.
Me: You always do!
Plumber: A man came home to his wife who slapped his across the kisser. He asked what that was for and she said she found a woman's name, Mary Jane, in his pocket. The man explained that it was the name of the horse he was playing down at the track.

The next day, the man came home expecting some lovin' but got hit on the head with a frying man. He asked what that was for and his wife said "Your horse called."

Me: Oh, haha. (polite laugh)

Plumber: The moral of the story? Don't give your phone number to your horse.

Hhahaha... the moral was funnier than the joke.